Greetings, prisoners of Mayfield. My name is Sion Eltnam Atlasia, and I have both a request and an offer of my services to all of you. I am a scientist of sorts, but the ones running this farce of a town have not seen fit to return my equipment to me. Therefore, I am requesting that anyone who has extra scientific equipment of any kind please ( Read more... )

My drone parents have informed me that they feel my proficiency in the scientific and mathematical fields is undesirable, as they want nothing more for me than to find a man to marry and become a housewife. They are of the belief that a housewife has no business learning anything more than the simplest of mathematical operations ( Read more... )